February 2012
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a clerk in the grocery store just heard me moan as I smelled a bag of coffee
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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heartofblerkness asked: post a photo of ur boobies plz
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heartofblerkness asked: hello. Your blog makes my nipples explode with delight
ask me quirky, poignant, humorous things so I can spice up my blog
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>I can tell that >you spend way too much time >on 4Chan >because you communicate like this >please stop
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Watch
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I’m going to pray to god that the Danny Boyle production of Frankenstein is recorded illegally in a UK theatre and posted online for my consumption.
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‘your swag level is over 9000’
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any Santana song makes my hips move
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harrison ford masturbation sex tape
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I like Kurt Cobain
I’ve decided I could get along with him
okay
this has been a post
please leave me alone
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look these are soaps
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Anonymous asked: you were a baby once though.
the conclusion of all this is:
I have a maternal instinct but I don’t want babies because they’re weird